I'm a simple emigrant and I don't watch TV

There is a time in the year when I eagerly await advertising campaigns. Every year German grocery supermarkets compete to release the most outrageous ads before Christmas. You may have seen the viral hit Supergeil; it was released in 2014 by the EDEKA store, and it swept the world. I remember, we even did a parody of it at the Tyumen Model United Nations. Now they've released a new track Supermarc, and again I’ve watched this video a hundred times and, it seems, learned the lyrics in places. Check it out, just don't be offended if SHMAAAND gets under your skin too! Drop your favorite crappy videos in the comments. #madeinGermany