I'm a simple emigrant and I don't watch TV

But there's a time of year when I eagerly await advertising campaigns. Every year German grocery supermarkets compete to release the most outrageous ad before Christmas. Maybe you've seen the mega-hit Supergeil; it was released in 2014 by the EDEKA store, and it swept the world. I remember, even we at the Tyumen Model UN did a parody of it. Now they've released a new track Supermarc, and I've watched this video a hundred times already, and it seems I've learned the lyrics in places. Check it out, just don't be offended if SHMAAAND starts to get on your nerves too! Drop your favorite ridiculous videos in the comments. #madeinGermany