I'm a simple emigrant and I have harmful advice

If you want to urgently integrate into Germany, just follow these tips, and in a week your life will start to take on new colors. 🧠Ignore paper letters. Most likely there are advertising brochures. And if one has been brought home — open it, skim it diagonally. Nothing is clear? Well, throw it away. If there was something important, they’ll write again. Or call. In short, they will find a way to contact you themselves. 🧠For the first 10 years throw all trash into one bag. Both glass, and batteries, and berries that spoiled before you carried them from the store to your home. This way the bag will fill faster, and thus it won’t have time to stink up the house. And if you’re lucky, this will also help you meet your neighbors. 🧠Never stop comparing Germany with your own country. Remember the phrase "а вот у нас" and insert it everywhere, especially when you weren’t asked. And when someone talks about Germany, be on the lookout: mentally substitute the phrase "as opposed to your country." And be sure to translate the conversation into a mode of comparative analysis. It doesn’t matter what it’s about: bureaucracy, roads, schools, prices or the weather. Continue the list of harmful tips in the comments 👇 #useful #emigrant_happiness #top5