I'm a simple emigrant and I'll simply give a few tips on how to break into foreign lands

1. The most important thing: never learn any foreign language, especially American. Learning any foreign language is a spit in the face of the Great and Mighty. 2. Never visit the websites of foreign universities and don’t look at what programs they offer, especially in advance (otherwise you might manage to prepare a package of admission documents). Also don’t visit the sites indeed.com, craigslist.org, monster.com and linkedin.com even with a VPN; all the jobs there are some kind of scam or sex trafficking. 3. If you still came across them, send only one resume. Only fools respond to 500-1500 vacancies; the very first employer with their hands torn off will snap you up. 4. Never have a financial cushion, spend everything to the last kopeck, we live only once! Enjoy! Why would you need that stupid insurance of about eighty thousand, you’re not going to use it during moving or job searching anyway. 5. Be rude and insolent to everyone. You’re better than them, let everyone know it, even interviewers at interviews. Is all this education and self-improvement for nothing? And if you move abroad, don’t smile and stay Russian to the end! Seems you’ve covered the most important; do you need more advice? #emigrant_happiness #top5 #work #useful