I'm a simple emigrant, and I'll simply give a few tips on how to make it abroad

1. Most importantly: never study any foreign language, especially the Pindos’ language. Studying any foreign language is a spit in the face of the Great and Mighty. 2. Never visit the websites of foreign universities and don’t look at what programs they offer, especially in advance (or you might end up preparing an admissions package). Also do not visit indeed.com, craigslist.org, monster.com and linkedin.com even with a VPN; all the jobs there are some scam or sex trafficking. 3. If you did visit, send only one resume. Only fools respond to 500-1500 vacancies; the very first employer will tear you apart. 4. Never have a financial cushion; spend everything to the last kopeck, we only live once! Enjoy! Why would you need this stupid insurance worth about 80 thousand rubles anyway—you're not going to use it during relocation or job searching. 5. Be rude and insolent to everyone. You’re better than them, let everyone know it, even interviewers at the interview. Was all that education and self-improvement for nothing? And if you move, don’t smile abroad; stay Russian to the end! Seems like I’ve highlighted the most important thing; do you still need more tips? #emigrant_happiness #top5 #work #useful